Dating in the modern world can be tricky—but imagine if your next match was a Disney villain! Picture it: you're just scrolling through profiles, and then you come across someone with a maniacal smile, a suspiciously large castle, and a bio that screams "I may or may not be plotting world domination." Do you swipe right. or run for your life?
From smooth-talking con men to power-hungry queens, these mythic figures are hitting the dating scene with aplomb, charm, and a dash of danger. Would you be swayed by Jafar's "generous" offer? Fall for Gaston's wildly humble brag? Or risk it all for a dance with the Shadow Man?So, grab your popcorn and prepare to get amused, as these dating profiles offer nothing more than entertainment and danger!
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Get notified of top trending articles like this one every week! (we won't spam you)Ursula (The Little Mermaid)
"Poor unfortunate souls? More like poor unfortunate exes."
Bio: Big personality. Bigger tentacles. Self-made sea witch with a talent for helping out humans (terms and conditions apply).
If you enjoy strong women, dress well, and possess a seriously dramatic singing voice, you're in the right place, darling. Not looking for anything too heavy-duty—unless it's pinching someone's voice and bringing about widespread chaos.
What You Should Know: I'm a body language believer, so if you're not a words person, don't worry—I love a silent partner. I enjoy collecting lost souls, plotting against mermaids, and delivering Oscar-worthy villain monologues. Dream date?
Dinner at the bottom of the ocean, followed by some light world domination. Swipe right if you're seeking someone who is a boss 24/7.
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Hades (Hercules)
“Not your typical bad boy… but definitely your last.”
Bio: Swipe right if you like bad boys with literally hot tempers. CEO of the Underworld, full-time schemer, part-time comedian. Sarcasm is my love language. I'm seeking someone who can handle my hot temper (and by hot, I mean actual flames). Bonus points if you won't ask annoying questions like, "Why are all your friends ghosts?"
What You Should Know: I'm a workaholic - managing the afterlife is a 24/7 job. If you have a thing for a guy with drive, flair, and an axe to grind with Zeus, we'll hit it off beautifully. Just don't mess with me, 'cause play games with me and I will be sorry.
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Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)
"No one's got a dating profile quite like Gaston!"
Bio: The man. The myth. The legend.
No one swipes right like Gaston! The strongest guy in town, the best hair, the best biceps, the best everything. I eat five dozen eggs a day, so you know I’m protein-packed and ready for love. Looking for a lady who understands that I am the prize here.
What You Should Know: Hobbies include hunting, flexing, and dramatically tearing shirts off for no reason. I have a very supportive fan club (they sing about me daily). If you're into a man who spends 90% of his day admiring his reflection and 10% plotting revenge on bookworms, let’s talk.
If you read, that’s a dealbreaker. Sorry, babe, but books are not hot.
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Jafar (Aladdin)
"Why settle for a prince when you could have a sorcerer?"
Bio: Tall. Sinister. Rocking the most dramatic villain goatee in history.
Former royal advisor, and future all-powerful ruler. Looking for a partner who appreciates ambition, luxury, and possibly a very suspicious magic lamp collection. Bonus points if you’re cool with snakes.
What You Should Know: I’m not a morning person (turns out scheming until 3 AM is exhausting). My ideal date? A private magic carpet ride where I’m the only one allowed to make wishes.
If you like men who hypnotize people to get what they want, I’m your guy. Swipe right if you're ready for a relationship filled with power, intrigue, and just a tiny bit of world domination.
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Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
"Not just a fairy… the fairy."
Bio: Tall, dark, and extra. I don't do casual dating—if we're together, you're either totally obsessed with me or doomed for all time. Love dramatic entrances?
I started them. My interests include plotting revenge, talking in cryptic riddles, and transforming into a giant dragon when slightly inconvenienced.
What You Should Know: I own a very aesthetic dark castle, complete with mood lighting and evil vibes. My pet raven is my best friend, and honestly, you’ll have to impress him first. If you’re into powerful women who wear capes unironically and take grudges to the next level, let’s talk.
But be warned—ghosting me is not an option. Ever.
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So, who’s getting your right swipe? Do you prefer Hades' hot-headed sense of humour, Ursula's scary confidence, or Gaston's decidedly modest bragging? Maybe Maleficent's dark, sophisticated flair or Jafar's power-hungry need for control? Choose wisely—because once you've swiped with a villain, there's no turning back!
